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All right, starting with the earliest, then continuing up to today. 1) Arthur Pendraeg - King of England. 2) Sir Lancelot, or Launcelot as he was known back then - also, at that time, I went by the name Guinevere. At this stage, as some of you may know, I went to reside at a Nunnery. This is the reason I didn't have any men for what seemed like eras. Sometime during the 17th century, however, I took leave from the Convent and conquered William Shakespeare. I escaped the Nunnery just before the Second World War. 3)Hitler - contrary to popular belief, Adolf was pretty good in bed... once he was in the grave though, his sexual performance dwindled. 4)Neville Chamberlain - this pooncy prime minister was a devil in the bedroom! 5)to be continued... |
1. I'm proud to announce that I won the 1998 annual pie eating contest! It was held in Cooma, NSW, at their local pool. I am also proud to admit that I threw up twice in their already-disgusting pool. Rock on Pie Eaters United! 2. I have also entered the 'Most runs in a stocking while on your leg' contest. I came second on this contest though - beaten by just one run, by the teacher from Telopea Park School. | ||||||||||||||||
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